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BBW Tavern

by Count Dirtbagulous

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1.
On Broadsides with Satan 02:07
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On broadsides with Satan! Sailing the seas To an early grave Down to our death Drowning forever Till we here the call Of the dark Lord Resurrecting our crew To terrorize the seas On broadsides with Satan Pillaging the seas Collecting all the treasure Drinking all the rum It couldn't be better Till we realize The gold is not ours In debt to the devil They be no compromise On broadsides with Satan On broadsides with Satan Fight to the death Upon the seas To live forever We must succeed The biggest of fleets Summoned from below One by one they fall Till the devil's cannon blows And so he hit us with the death shot Sending us to the bottom of Davy Jones' Locker I'm just kidding! We killed that bastard! Yarrg!
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Rumzilla 03:12
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Living on ship High upon the seas Tired of drinking beer But rum is hard to find Far away from land A tavern can't be found Rumzilla A lowly cabin boy Tells me of a tail Passed from his father A tavern drunkard rhyme There be a mighty creature Who's veins are full of rum Rumzilla Boys grab the ropes It's time to set sail When it's all over We'll have some rum Here comes Rumzilla Terror of the seven seas Brace for the impact Fire your cannons now! High in the crows nest I spot the foul beast Get in cannon shot To become a pirate treat My gun is fully loaded And our swords are sharp Rumzilla Bursting into battle The cannon blasts ring Smash into the terror Hear the beast scream This mighty sea legend Will easily die Rumzilla Boys steady the ship Get your tankards ready This battle is almost over Let's drink some rum Our ship sustains a blow A mighty surprise shot One swing of it's tail And the mast has fallen hard The screams of my crew Begin to echo load Rumzilla Rumzilla We've been lured too far Cannot escape now Look up in terror To see the beast Holy mackerel! He does have a giant space Laser! Abandon The ship Rumzilla reigns Abandon The ship Rumzilla reigns supreme Abandon The ship Rumzilla reigns Tricked Too deep Rumzilla reigns supreme Tricked Too deep Rumzilla reigns Tricked Too deep Rumzilla reigns supreme Hopeless Thirsty My throat will be dry forever
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BBW King 02:28
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This song is about one of the greatest pirates of all time. He dedicated his life to questing for the biggest booty of them all! Once there was a pirate Living on the sea He had gathered all his treasure And sailed on every sea He still craved for more The pirate curse He asked to himself What more could he find? Then it came to him In a piratey vision Time to ditch the wenches And find a pirate queen So he built himself a ship As big as he could No more tiny wrenches Only a land whale will do Questing for the biggest booty The biggest ship you've ever seen How's he keep that ship afloat? B B W KING Keeps his barrels fully stocked With rum and meat and pumpkin pie Don't you dare ask him why! B B W KING Oh? Ye thought we was playing around ye filthy land lubber? On this ship. We keep the music heavy and the lassies heavier Get yer filthy act together Before we toss yer arse overboard Searching for the largest Booty he could find Turned out to be harder Then it was in his mind He had almost caved For a medium wench But I'm the BBW King I am better than this So he traveled on For years without rest Until he finally found The world's largest booty He gave her his best A gentleman of the sea With his blubbery lover He was finally free! Questing for the biggest booty The biggest ship you've ever seen How's he keep that ship afloat? B B W KING Keeps his barrels fully stocked With rum and meat and pumpkin pie Don't you dare ask him why! B B W KING Quested for the biggest booty Has a whole buffet on board Those who question can walk the plank B B W KING
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Hats Off to the Sea 06:31
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Along the cursed winds of the north There sails a tattered ship shrouded in night One thousand, nay more fell to him As their fires sank deep from the light No battle could call itself greater No sin had plunged itself deeper For in the eyes of this captain There is no soul no life Charging into battle so fearless Yet little do they know of the crime For one thousand gold pieces scattered on the waves A million more souls burn alive Throughout the endless battles The glorious search for treasure An escape like no other Let's take our Hats off to the sea No sailor dare speak this name For spirits keep a close watch on them Trading respect for safe passage For bilge rats will always pay But a fire burns inside of certain men With a lust to outrun the Spector Today they may find their glory But tomorrow they will surely die Charging into battle so fearless Yet little do they know of the crime For one thousand gold pieces scattered on the waves A million more souls burn alive Throughout the endless battles The glorious search for treasure An escape like no other Let's take our Hats off to the sea Horrors Below The Surface Drown Forever War
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Unlimited Treasure 03:47
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Damn it feels good to be a pirate A real rum chugging seafaring laddy When we find land and hit the tavern Just know we like to keep them wenches fatty If you're ever slipping up on the sea We'll attack your ship and take all your treasure gladly Messing with the Count High upon the seas Better run and hide We'll take away your pride Gold stacked high As greedy as it gets Cause when you sail with the count you'll have Unlimited treasure Unlimited Treasure Take 2, Ahoy! We're on the sea Got a starfish Gonna navigate me We'll find your treasure No matter where you hide it We'll find your loot And we will divide it 1 for you and the rest for me Living it up upon the seas Messing with the Count High upon the seas Better run and hide We'll take away your pride Gold stacked high As greedy as it gets Cause when you sail with the count you'll have Unlimited treasure Unlimited treasure On this ship We got everything you want BBWs, gold stacked high Mess with the Count, you'll never get by Pirate this pirate that I'ma go eat a whole can of tuna Peace

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Taking a step away from the more serious and drawn out music he normally releases, Count Dirtbagulous brings a quick blackened thrash metal inspired experience detailing the various adventures of Captain Dirtbagulous and his pirate crew. A tongue and cheek journey for treasure, glory and BBWs

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released October 19, 2022

Artwork by Olympia

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